In addition to writing for television, I’ve had numerous pieces published on outlets including The New Yorker, NY Mag, Bright Wall/Dark Room, McSweeney’s, & others. A few samples included below.
I’ve also done anonymous copywriting work for clients who may or may not including Duolingo, Snapchat, Netflix Sonic Drive-In and other incredible brands. I’m happy to provide samples of that work upon request.
The New Yorker
Everyone Hates Me
Pickup Lines That Work Every Time
How To Answer ‘How Are You?’
Historical Events As Reimagined By Quentin Tarantino
What to Say Instead of “Sorry”
Omaze
Internet Spam (For Spam)
New NBA Covid Protocol
Trump’s F.B.I Remodels
Melania’s Search History
Spotify Quarantine-In-Review
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Rejected Song Titles From Vampire Weekend’s New Album
My Love For You Burns Like This Dumpster Fire I Accidentally Started
Giuliani’s Daily Affirmations
Don’t Think Of It As an “Internet Scam”
Written By Author Gene Simmons Or Title I Suggested to Author Gene Simmons In a Recent Letter
Bright Wall/Dark Room
Important Stuff: On The Bush-Era Satire of SBC
Paste Magazine
Your Next SNL "Not Ready For Primetime" Players?
We Are The HBO Hackers
Vulture
These Characters Show Up in Every Sports-Comedy Movie
Your Application To Cryobank Has Been Denied
TV Pilots, Late Night Packets & Other Scripts
Available Upon Request!
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